THE RULES
 
1.    The woman makes the rules.
2.    The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.
3.    No man can possibly know all the rules.
4.    If the woman suspects the man knows the rules, the rules immediately change..
5.    The woman is never wrong.
6.    If the woman is wrong , it is the direct result of something the  man did or said.
7.    If the previous rule applies, the man must apologize immediately.
8.    The woman may change her mind at anytime
9.    The man may not change his mind with out prior written permission from the woman.
10.  The woman has every right to be upset or angry at any time.
11.  The man must remain calm at all times unless the woman wants him to be angry or upset.
12.  The woman must never let the man know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.  It is forbidden to document the rules.
14. If the woman is "not feeling well" all the rules are null and void.
15.  The woman is ready when she is ready.